Healing cancer naturally can be a very difficult and lonely journey. So it’s even more important for us to be able to LAUGH about our crazy, bizarre lives and ridiculous daily routines! Here are 39 daily habits only us who are on a natural healing journey from cancer can truly understand…

You Might Be Healing Your Cancer Naturally If…

1. You snuck your giant cooler of green vegetable smoothie into a football game by pretending to be pregnant…and it worked! (Yep- that’s my husband and me in the picture!)
2. A “coffee break” doesn’t involve cream or sugar…or a mug…or drinking.
3. The only reason you use your microwave is for storage of your wheatgrass juicer…or the 30 bottles of supplements that won’t fit in your cabinet.
4. Everyone who comes over says your house smells like a Whole Foods Market.
5. If words like “apoptosis,” “antiangiogenesis,” and “acai”, were in the National Spelling Bee, you would totally win.
6. You’ve heard crickets when you told your mother-in-law that jumping on a trampoline is part of your cancer treatment.
7. You heard crickets when you told ANYONE for the first time how you planned on treating your cancer naturally.
8. You wrote a letter to your insurance company explaining why a trip to Florida is needed as part of your cancer treatment so you can deal with your emotions and stress.
9. You blend and drink at least two of your meals a day.
10. Your poop is a different shade of green everyday.
11. Light pink objects, particularly ribbon shaped ones, are JUST NO.
12. Your breath smells like a freshly mowed lawn.
13. You could beat Joey Chestnut at a supplement eating contest, if only he would just give up the hotdog wharfing.
14. You know hotdogs cause cancer anyways! Along with pretty much everything else.
15. EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. you learn that something you thought was healthy- actually causes cancer….
16. ……except maybe water….which in most cases unless you filter it with expensive special filters, causes cancer too.
17.  You plop out a giant mason jar of water (or filter your water right at the table) when out at restaurants. You feel like everyone is staring at you…because they probably are.
18. You’ve brought your own tupperware of food to a restaurant. (Oh. I know…GLASS tupperware!)
19. You make and bring your own hand soap with you to public bathrooms.
20. “Cheating on your diet” means you ate cooked food…
21. You feel guilty because even though your almonds are raw, organic, non-irradiated, and GMO FREE, they aren’t sprouted.
22. You know that water can be alkaline, ionized, and hydrogen-infused and explain WHY…or screw it all and just buy a Berkey.
23. You feel bad your oncologist spent 8+ years in school and you know more about healing the body than they do.
24. Your 4-year-old told her teacher that her mom “drinks her morning coffee through a tube on the bathroom floor.”
25. You know that shower filters are a thing.
26. You need to eat out of a salad bowl the size of a trash can.
27. For the first time in your life, you’re trying to keep/put weight ON.
28. You know what “Budwig” means…
29. You’ve drank so much carrot juice, you turned orange.
30. You’ve explained to your neighbor that your new “backyard nudist” habit is part of your intense Vitamin D protocol.
31. Coconut oil, baking soda, and apple cider vinegar are pretty much all you need to clean your entire house…and make your own deodorant.
32. You use the same ingredients to clean your house as you wash your hair with. And brush your teeth with.
33. You’ve sang to the wheatgrass at the Living Foods Institute (to send it good energy of course.)
34. You view anything that didn’t grow from the ground and go straight to your plate as POISON.
35. Chris Wark, Charlotte Gerson, and Ty Bollinger…are your favorite “celebrities.”
36. You have weird mixed emotions about whether to trash or donate all your perfectly good but toxic beauty products to friends…after you learn that they all contribute to cancer.
37. EVERYONE around you feels the need to confess their bad eating habits to you, when they see what you’re eating.
38. You think that your $400 Vitamix and $200 (or much more) juicer should TOTALLY be covered by insurance. They’re THAT important.
39. Your cancer treatment has left you…FEELING IN THE BEST SHAPE OF YOUR LIFE!

I’d love for you guys to keep the list going…SHARE with anyone you know who is or has healed from cancer naturally. We’re awesome and not weird! Let’s stick together.

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